This is probably my favorite stand up comedian ever! I will slowly but surely be adding my favorite clips of him to the blog!
"Uh, Cake Please!" Ha Ha!
This is probably my favorite stand up comedian ever! I will slowly but surely be adding my favorite clips of him to the blog!
"Uh, Cake Please!" Ha Ha!
Here are some funny commercials that were banned or blocked in some areas!
I would like to start by saying that I mean no offense to anyone at all!
I just think that Stephen Lynch is pretty funny!
Late Show - Where's Joaquin Phoenix? - 2/11/09
Okay, so I never saw this long of a clip before now. Obviously my question is the same as everyone elses, is this real? Does anyone know if Joaquin Phoenix is acting in this or if he is really that out of it?
Someone recomennded this video to me. It is a forgein commercial, but it is self explanitory as well! Enjoy!
I do not watch American Idol, but I have not stopped hearing about this song! Classic, simply classic!
"This is great! Jill P. Glenn 1st Grade Teacher Martin Elementary
Grandparents! RETARDED GRANDPARENTS (This was actually reported by a teacher)
After Christmas , a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:
We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Arizona . Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night --- early birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck. My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too.. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren..."
I saw that someone else posted this on a social networking site. I do not know where it orginally came from, but it was so perfect that I couldn't pass up sharing it with everyone else!
I always love his stand ups! Do you have any "Here's your sign" moments? I would love to hear about them! I will try to remember mine more often and share them with you!
We all know that Dane Cook is one of the best Comedians that there is! Here is a clip that I really enjoy!
This is one of my favorite stand up comedy jokes ever! I just think that it is hilarious!