"Today, my mom found a pack of Cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML"
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"Today, my mom found a pack of Cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML"
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I had not saw this Pepsi commercial before, but I thought it was pretty funny!
More hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than in the name of rebellion.
C.P. Snow
Many of you lotto players out there may be familiar with the name Abraham Shakespeare. He won $30 million in the Florida Lottery in 2006. To most people that would be a life changing experience in a great way, however, for Abraham it was quite the opposite.
“Nine months ago, he vanished. Friends and family hoped he was on a beach somewhere in the Caribbean.” Reports the AP. Sadly that was not the case at all! On Friday January 29, 2010 Abraham Shakespeare’s body was found buried under a concrete slab in the back yard of a new found friend’s boyfriends house. No one has been charged with Shakespeare’s murder yet, nor do they have a cause of death. They do however believe that this woman who befriended Shakespeare a year after winning the lotto may know something about his death.
Robert Brown, Shakespeare’s brother, has stated that his brother often wished that he never bought the winning lottery ticket. His brother told the AP that Shakespeare believed he would ‘have been better off broke.’
You can read more detailed information on the very few facts known about Shakespeare’s death on MSNBC.MSN.COM.
"Today, I was down the pub with a mate and we got onto the subject of bar fights. I said that I thought being glassed wouldn't actually hurt that much. My friend looks at me, calmly finishes his point and then swiftly smashes his glass over my head. Turns out I was wrong. And we got kicked out. FML"
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This is probably my favorite stand up comedian ever! I will slowly but surely be adding my favorite clips of him to the blog!
"Uh, Cake Please!" Ha Ha!
There is no duty we so much underrate as the duty of being happy.
Robert Louis
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
Maugham
"Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the teasting facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I learned down to wind up my window, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML"
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Here are some funny commercials that were banned or blocked in some areas!