Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
Samuel Butler
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
Samuel Butler
The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it.
Alan Saporta
Writers should be read, but neither seen nor head.
Daphne du Maurier
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
William Jennings Bryan
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Tears may be dried up, but the heart -never-
Marguerite de Valois
It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but more to stand up to your friends.
Rowling
"Today, after soccer practice, I was walking to the car with my dad. My team mates waved and said "Bye POTHEAD!" They call me that because they think my head is shaped like a pot. Of course, my dad didn't believe me. I'm grounded now because I have an abnormally shaped head. I've never smoked pot. FML"
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An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth.
Bonnie Friedman
"Today, I was going to ask my parents for advice on how to get my ex-girlfriend back. I overheard them talking about how glad they were that their plan to break us up worked so well. I don't think I should ask for advice anymore. FML"
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