This is one of my favorite stand up comedy jokes ever! I just think that it is hilarious!
Joke - From the back pew!
By Miss Tina · December 9, 2009 · 0 Comments · 7 Views
The Back Pew
A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expenive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost.
After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke, 'Children are a gift from God, a=d we will take as many gifts as He gives us. Silence fell on the congregation.
In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice, 'Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers.'
The entire congregation said, 'Amen.'
Hilarious Email
By Miss Tina · December 5, 2009 · 0 Comments · 22 Views
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Joke
By Miss Tina · December 4, 2009 · 0 Comments · 6 Views
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A man was in the hospital while recovering from surgery, it was very hard for him to get in and out of bed. He had just rushed to the restroom 6 times thinking that he really had to go to only realize that it was only gas. When the 7th time came around he decided to just stay in bed, yet this time was the time that it was not just gas. Quite embarrassed about his accident in the hospital bed he got up ripped the sheets off the bed and threw them out his room's window. The sheets fell onto a man walking on the sidewalk below the window. The walker caught off guard began to fight his way out of sheets. A near by security guard saw the incident and asked the walker if he was okay.
He responds with, "Yes, but I think I just beat the shit out of ghost."
”I am sorry, I just thought that this was HILARIOUS!!!
Blonde Joke
By Miss Tina · November 18, 2009 · 0 Comments · 11 Views
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blond. 'They're watch dogs!'
